Come up with a totally wild, fictional subject or project eg teaching cats to play jazz. Then explain how to do it, eg “put butter over the instruments to entice them then gently move their paws to play”
Have fun!
To make the perfect flying fairy cake you must first summon the fairies by singing a jaunty song and scattering petals round. When they arrive, you make the cake while doing a fairy dance, and they sprinkle fairy dust into the mix. You then bake the cakes but please, please remember to bolt them down so they don’t fly away
Are we baking the fairies directly on the cake? 👀
Noooooo! Just making cakes that fly
I plan to teach my dog to mine asteroids. I figure i start by playing fetch with a ball, then swap the ball for an asteroid shaped plushy.
I’ll get him a modified spacesuit and start underwater “zero g” training, fetching in 3d.
Then all I need is a mecha with ore processing in the central body, so he can fetch asteroids, eat them, shit out purified metals and piss all the unwanted slag on Mars.
Just looking for funding for my plan… Anyone?
Jazz? Pff. Skate.
First you start with polished floorboards and a laser pointer, they get the hang of drifting in no time. They’re used to having razors on their feet, so you can skip the safety induction, but the spanx takes some convincing
