GolfFoxtrotLima@ani.social to NonCredibleDiplomacy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 days agoPettiness level 5ani.socialimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1676arrow-down119file-text
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minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days ago… as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoTrump always “wins” because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others’ spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he “wins”
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoI think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately…
… as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments
Trump always “wins” because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others’ spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he “wins”
I think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately…