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Military Unveils Nanobots Powered Entirely by Your Screams

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Military Unveils Nanobots Powered Entirely by Your Screams

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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The military’s latest nanobots solve the battery problem by feeding on human screams, creating the unfortunate engineering breakthrough of a weapon that gets stronger the more terrified you become.

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Haha that’s how you know this is “The Onion” - when it says Military.

Irl it would be Musk, Bezos, or Zuckerberg.

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