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@ironmanstan

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

@ironmanstan

antman:

villain: what you going to do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao let me get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

  • faeb@piefed.socialEnglish
    14·
    17 days ago

    I mean, this wound up being Skitter’s whole shtick in Worm, didn’t it? I think it’d be funny if they made Taylor an official parallel univers spider woman. Arthropod woman?

    • cynar@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      16 days ago

      Her powers were awesomely creepy. The “bug teleporting” trick, she didn’t realise she was doing, particularly.

    • Jack@lemmy.caEnglish
      2·
      16 days ago

      For those who don’t know: Worm is a complete web serial about characters with superpowers, but I think even people who don’t usually like stories about superheroes may like some of it.