Sorry, we met dogs first
We probably used dogs to wrangle up our first horse.
Imagine the lunatic who decided to ride a perfectly edible horse.
That is actually entirely insane. Imagine seeing a wild horse and thinking, “I’m gonna climb this beast and make it’s will my own,” prior to anything remotely close to a hospital existing.
“Ride the hooved beast and make its will your own” 100% speed run challenge is what Chalcolithic teenagers do instead of knapping flint, like they ought to!
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
Centuries? That’s nothing.
Dog domestication happened something like 15 000-40 000 years ago.
Modern domestic horse is first seen in like 2200 BC.
It’s not you, it’s time.
Maybe if they weren’t such divas that they’ll die because dinner was late and they were a bit cold, they’d be doing better in the ol’ favoritism race…





