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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    They’re putting something in the Haskell that’s turning the coders trans! (jk)

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      You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people.

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        I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore.

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          Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time.

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        VB was probably triggering domestic disputes.

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      Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet?

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        Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that’s what I need to study!

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          I mean you can be straight without being cis, so still haskell I guess?

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            Tru tho

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