• JackTea@piefed.world
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      12 days ago

      Well, I don’t believe you! Quick, tell me where I should invest my entire life savings. Since I know you’re lying, I’m sure to get rich off this.

      • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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        12 days ago

        There’s no one place you should invest it. Keep some liquid, in a high-yield savings account, for emergencies. Put the bulk of it in a diversified stock portfolio. Add to the portfolio and the emergency account monthly, as well as investing in any available IRA or 401K up to at least the employer match.

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          11 days ago

          Pfft. Nevermind. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard all day, and I talk to myself. So a pretty low bar already.