oh, in case I wasn’t clear I think your OP actually does fit as a LinkedinLunatics post because of how unhinged it is to actually use your son for that example - it’s a good post because it’s real.

If it were a fictional or made-up, it might fall short of the formula, but that’s fine too, really - more of a refinement than anything.

Genuinely boggles the mind that she actually wrote that 🫠