I really wish the titles were more accurate, it should read “Officer shoots coworker while negligently handling service weapon”

Pretty sure the movie studios did that.

I’m like that when I’m not stoned, which is probably why as a 50 year old man I mostly watch romcoms and animation. With romcoms the set and lighting is straight forward so it doesn’t distract me, unless they are outside in the “tropics” then all the wrong plants and animals bother me.

We should have given Sherman free reign in the south and not sent him to the west, then given the land to the enslaved people.

As far as I’m concerned we should have historians who specialize in the atrocities Sherman inflicted on plantation owners.

For me it was " I don’t struggle with understanding people’s emotions"

Then it was pointed out to me that I have spent years watching people and learning how they work.

Turns out people are my trains.

I honestly don’t understand that, I have always rounded up for money going out and down for money coming in. So if I see something priced at $3.25 my brain thinks $4, and if I earn $3.25 my brain thinks $3 dollars.

Cool, Missouri is in the bad lands, but it looks like we will have to go back to shooting Mormons.

Executive order 44 stated, "Mormons must be executed, or driven from the state " it was signed in 1838 and revoked in 1976.

When I was a kid I went through the boxes that held all the family photos and threw away the ones of me, there is now very little physical evidence I existed at all up in till the mid 90s.

The way I avoided home work in the 80s was not do it and not care about the repercussion, though I did drop out at 16 and get my GED.

Go to church parking lots in early summer and put them in people’s back seats, you will have to take some zucchini out to make room though.