You’ve never gotten into a better or worse position cuz someone knew an opening trap and the other person did not? GM’s fall for that shit every so often so you must not play a lot of chess or something.

Actually the 10/12/26 massacre seems pretty on pace to happen. It’s what kicks off the USA’s final decent into authoritarianism and eventual nuclear holocaust.

But yeah, if I had another time machine I’d probably prevent that too.

-_- gotta support the team

Kinda crazy how much shit this post is getting in the comments. You can take 5 minutes to organize a shelf a little. You can take 5 minutes to dust some picture frames.

I think OP has “productivity” linked to making money. Yes cleaning your house IS a form of productivity, you just don’t make any money from it.

But sure let’s argue semantics and shit on a post trying to be positive and some might find helpful.

Yeah that’s probably the truth. People complain about shitty roads, so politicians try to increase the gas tax and people just vote no out of instinct. And then the loop just continues forever.

Oi luv! Let’s see your gorilla statue license!

Others pointed out its probably to replace the gas tax they won’t be subject to. And I almost thought it was alright until I remembered most of our roads/infrastructure doesn’t get repaired as it is.

Dumb fuck, cum truck, tummy tuck, titty fuck. Bong rips, vape hits, fake tits, suck my dick!

Yet when they get sick enough they ALWAYS go to the hospital. Same with covid. If you don’t trust doctors when you’re healthy then stop trusting them when you’re sick. Just reminds me of that “the only moral abortion is my abortion” story.

Congrats man!! That’s awesome!

My life is this meme every 5 years. But cringing at your old self just means you’re growing, right?

Golf courses can fight AI data centers for water

Yeah I know, seems like there’s so much going wrong these days and so little a person can do about it. Tho I’d prefer looking the disasters head on instead of ignoring them so they can sneak up on me later.

How is she a congresswoman?.. what is her secret? Lol

“He turns over to seemingly protect the knife.” Oh where did you find his thoughts to know he was trying to protect the knife?

“So he is not trying to cooperate with the police at all, let alone freely drop the weapon” well if he just got tazed he wouldn’t be able to cooperate with anybody. Do you even know what happens to your muscles when an electrical current passes through them??

Fucking pig apologist.

Cut to 20 years later “Why does my daughter never visit doesn’t she know how much I sacrificed?”

Two chicks at the same time.