I thought it might have been the Smurfs! But man those trees are creepy.

I need to get into the canned air business.

You’ve tickled a memory, but I can’t recall what this is from. Do you know the show?

Hey here’s a new joke! How many executioners does it take to change a lightbulb? At least two, so the second one has something to keep their feet out of the water.

Changing a lightbulb while standing in a pool of water sounds like a pretty stupid way to die.

Whenever Melania opens her legs for Trump.

I try not to think about that last part.

It’s the older brother of the crack smoking mayor.

He’s a typical high school drug dealer that somehow failed upward. All he knows is that these are scary words that make people vote for him.

Doug Ford wants old people to be ripped off.

Which is why it’s sad that the Liberals got a majority government now. But it is still thin so maybe some deals will still need to be made.

You stick a metal rod up the urethra and make the core of the penis “hard core”.

Maybe you don’t need to blame anybody, but simply try to forgive and work on being your best self?

I used to have this really awesome early 2000’s transparent blue plastic keyboard with all the newest media keys. The only problem was that it had 4 windows keys on it! One on either side of the spacebar. The right side of the spacebar was Alt, Windows, Context menu, CTRL. That was a bit weird but it was alright. The next placements were crazy though. Someone figured there was space for more keys right below the Delete, End and Page Down keys but I guess they couldn’t really figure out what would be best for there so they put a 3rd Windows key, a 2nd Context Menu and then a 4th Windows key right there. This was pretty close to the arrow keys and if anyone remembers gaming in the early 2000’s, pressing the windows key accidentlly would often just crash your game completely. If you could get back into it, it could take quite a while for it to respond again. So if you were playing something like Warcraft 2 multiplayer, that button was a fucking nightmare.

Ugh, I loved the colour of that keyboard so much I put up with all those windows keys.

edit: I can’t believe I found it! I’ve tried searching for this keyboard a few times, but finally found proof on this site!