I knew a lady who had this annoying saying, "if you’re bored, you’re boring.* I mean really, sayings like that irritate me to no end. Unfortunately it’s true.

We were all better when boredom was the great motivator to go out and do things, now it’s the motivator to (insert socially acceptable addiction here).

When I moved to the rural South I discovered half the businesses have crosses in their logos or big bible verses on the building’s outer walls, and yes, doctors had Christian shit in waiting rooms. Well, sure as shit, it meant they were the ones who would cut a corner and mark up a bill at the end. Shake your hand and call you their brother. Just avoid, just get up and leave and stop going to that place. It’s a warning sign every time, and every time I wish I’d have listened to my gut when I do go in.