

How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.
Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful… IT support get are still at the same amount of people… They do the work and they get the blame.
Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they’re doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.
I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back…




As an Australian, with 8-10 shots of alcohol in my system I seem to get the same response I got on Reddit.
I’m just talking shit and people are getting offended. At least here I wake up with 1-2 replies telling me how wrong and foolish I am instead of Reddit where I woke up with multiple replies and downvotes because everyone is so self-righteous.
It’s why 4Chan was good… “WAS” good I could get tipsy, Talk a bunch of shit, call the French, Italians, Greek and Turks a bunch of arse holes. 1 or 2 of them would call me the N word or call me a cunt and tell me to kill myself and I could just laugh and move on.
Reddit you say "Lol I don’t like Nazis* or “Israel is a terrorist state” and you get banned…
Here I can fairly call Israel a terrorist state but people still get offended if I call France, Italy or Greece useless.
Don’t get offended… I’m a drunk Australian arsehole… Insult me back!