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  • As an Australian, with 8-10 shots of alcohol in my system I seem to get the same response I got on Reddit.

    I’m just talking shit and people are getting offended. At least here I wake up with 1-2 replies telling me how wrong and foolish I am instead of Reddit where I woke up with multiple replies and downvotes because everyone is so self-righteous.

    It’s why 4Chan was good… “WAS” good I could get tipsy, Talk a bunch of shit, call the French, Italians, Greek and Turks a bunch of arse holes. 1 or 2 of them would call me the N word or call me a cunt and tell me to kill myself and I could just laugh and move on.

    Reddit you say "Lol I don’t like Nazis* or “Israel is a terrorist state” and you get banned…

    Here I can fairly call Israel a terrorist state but people still get offended if I call France, Italy or Greece useless.

    Don’t get offended… I’m a drunk Australian arsehole… Insult me back!


  • How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.

    Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful… IT support get are still at the same amount of people… They do the work and they get the blame.

    Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they’re doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.

    I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back…


  • My company is moving to Windows 11, I had one of my service desk teammates tell me that for an IT support person I’m very critical of change

    Before Windows 11 I was critical of change because every change came with no new training for my team and a giant email to the company explaining very lazily about the changes and with the same text at the end of every email… “Any problems call the service desk”.

    Now we’ve lost active directory… Now I’m in a position where an incredibly incompetent IT security have restricted our access to intune and Entra and then the business wants me to still perform my daily duties as normal.

    Upside is that same IT security is getting removed in the next few weeks.

    Probably to be replaced by someone else even worse.

    I just want to learn how to use Entra and Intune… Everything Microsoft touches turns to shit.

    Active directory just worked… It was built when people at Microsoft actually knew how the operating system worked… None of those people are still at Microsoft…



  • BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zonetoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon ruins christmas
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    As someone who has spent plenty of time on 4chan. It’s people from all over the world just wanting to be hugged, they are miserable but it’s because they want to be loved.

    My 4chan experience is using the video game board almost exclusively for over a decade.

    The right wingers hate black people and trans people and all only look for porn with black people or trans people.

    4chan exists beyond the understanding of regular people. It’s lunacy, it’s maddening. But it’s fun.

    Right wingers keep trying to force their nonsense ideals and then they go to the porn boards and look at interracial cuckolding and trans porn… They hate themselves and they take it out on the rest of us.

    I am not an American, I’ve got so many problems with my own country.

    Good luck to you Trans people… I’m a straight white man from Australia and I’m sleeping on the couch unable to avoid how scared I am of my Chinese wife. Anxiety and depression live in my brain telling me to kill myself all the time.

    I wish I could be born with a different brain. Sorry that was insensitive… You’ve lived your entire life that way… I’m only at about year 25 living 37 years.


  • If I’m awake late at night, thinking of an uncomfortable conversation I need to have with someone I can have an entire conversation with them in my head knowing mostly how they’ll reply and the best response to it.

    I guess it’s like I’m two people talking 1 is me the other is me with that other person’s personality.

    Other times it’s like my anxiety is giving me a hidden vision to scare me slightly at the look of my phone on the edge of the table falling over, and I instantly decide to move it. I guess that part is why I’m afraid of heights, cause my Anxiety tells me I’m going to fall. Also why I can’t watch Horror movies, my anxiety latches onto those gruesome deaths and spends decades reminding me of it when I’m in a similar looking area.