Feelies under my heelies

How long are your guts? Cuz I want to straighten them out

Make your dreams come true

I can do without a hug. But I need booty.

Lmao, you’re average yogurt

Enough rubbing causes a blister that leaves a scar. Maybe the mechanics are different for women I dunno

That’s just going to lead to more overthinking

A bong?

Would a smoke machine work?

I’ll just take money and drugs plz

Yeh but pussy dry like jerky

Mummies have no brain so they can’t give consent

It’s actually very easy. Imma good boy

Vista

I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

Not like you have a choice son, buckle up

You can burn it down if you want to. I don’t really work here

My face is as comfortable to sit on as any other chair.

Of course they’re unionized. Who do you think I am? American?

Implying women in uniform don’t work on me