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Bitch, you’re not even gonna be here in 2027.

Gotta respect the honesty there.

Hmm while saving the poor is a great idea, I’m not so fond on saving the jobs of politicians.

Hey I’m Zroy ZcClure, you might remember me from such films as, Learn your ABC’s and The Alphabet: A Consonant Vowel.

I dont know wtf driscolls does at their farms, but so much of their produce comes in rotten or going in the next 5 minutes.

You look at one of their products wrong and it rots.

Yeah my dumb ass is dying on that bridge.

This is the real reason for the fuel shortages, can’t fuel the embers as easy.

I saw the first half of the title then the image and thought, fuck… they have space lasers now.

I love watching movie intros.

This has got to be the weakest most pathetically thin skinned government in the history of the world.

Yeah he was gangster, at one point we were running an underground piracy ring on the school holidays.

Pov: you’re about to get shot by the future pope.

He’s the one who introduced me to piracy, I think I was like 5 when we pirated my first copy of Windows 3.1

My grandpa and I would go to the video store , hire out a bunch of overnighter ps1 games, go home, copy them all, go back to drop off the ones we got earlier that day and grab the rest, go home copy those and return the others again, we did this every time they got new games.

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: what’s this about my verandah?

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: Sorry, I… I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.

Pure opium is fucking amazing, like getting a comfy warm hug from your favourite person, but insde of you. I miss opium.

I dont know if your dick leans right.

If you can beat your dick, you can beat a fascist.