Carrots

Did your salary go up 4% from last year?

Rolled that one in my mouth.

Bring home the bacon.

All pigs should bleed

I think that thunderdome outside the whitehouse is the perfect addition.

There is nothing worse than having some libtard tell you you can’t impregnate your 12 year old daughter.

Hahahaha everything is fine. 🙉

Oh, it solved it. We just weren’t willing to spend that kind of money when we could buy yachts instead.

Anyway

lol. And global warming. You can’t negotiate THAT

Your title is better.

I bet that team will get the axe once it’s merged

He’s not even there

Baby, you could behead them now, why wait?

TIL Shia LeBeouf was married. That must have been… a ride.

I approve this behavior

Good thing they kept the one with father-daughter incest.

It’s like… how could anyone have known this would happen???

/s

“My mom had that,” the child says, in reference to the gun. “I stole that from my mom.”

Jail.

I’m just cracking jokes regarding their recent power plant attacks