Nah, believe in the magic. Arousal increases blood pressure, which increases the risk of nose bleeds, and sure there were probably other factors but the point is there’s ALWAYS other factors so it was definitely the situation and no one can prove otherwise

“and no I didn’t go to any PANSY DOCTOR about it. First it says I’m too fast, then I’m too slow, what even does arrhythmia mean???”

That happened a long time ago for these dorks

I don’t think you need to pretend to have sympathy for him, even as a bit that ends in a second. This is more just a “good” moment.

Oh, well if the government says it’s legal that could never go wrong or be changed by a global tide of fascism trying to bring back the absolute worst parts of the last century.

Sounds fucking awesome.

(And it wouldn’t have taken long by all accounts)

Sure it is. Everyone should go out high as fuck on morphine.

I do and I think they should, in fact, have given the kid a lifelong morphine drip.

That little undeveloped central nervous system might as well enjoy the ride down.

You’ll find that euthanasia of children is very, very old.

And why Roman matriarchs converted to Christianity.

No. Liberal arts majors say all kinds of dumb shit about sample sizes.

It’s nice when the trash sorts itself though.

Our property!

Who said that in the first place?

This is literally what a lot of the boomers were forced to learn to do. Lefties became ambidextrous or got called the devil in a not fun way.

Funnily enough that’s what the Nazis said

In hindsight, perhaps CADmonkey had some other clues in his life.

My mom just locks them in a room at night.

I’d argue that these cats had no trial prior to their prison sentence but all attempts at early parole have led to immediate and malicious reoffense.

Just like Fox and the BBC

Always approach news articles with a critical eye

Bisexuals think transfolks are their gender and know what pan means, pansexuals don’t exist because they’re fucking LYING if they say they find the Xcgutrian gender sexy.

He doesn’t have a relationship.