In those fire drills the planes all have to take off, circle, and land before the light changes

“I’ll make YOU see squared, punkass mfer”

If I wrote this article all the quotes would just be diff people going “birb”

“Suck these fat tiddys out of respect for the king”

“Sir I respect a higher king who hella said not to do that prolly”

His baby had a cold upon his chest and he rubbed it with camphorated oil is what I heard

Ryan ripped this off of Belgian Electronic artist Technotronic’s 1989 hit single

This cunt is for days and you will never have this

Except if you needed to sneeze or fard right then

If the fbi goes there they have to take it down look it up

Slimer is not Jewish tho for one thing ectocooler was NOT kosher and also when he was eating books in the library those were vellum manuscripts which as you know can only be eaten by Jewish ghosts under certain very specific

Imagine if he was a sexual orabator all lookin in the mirror like oh yeah you like that beard don’t you oh what you want I should take off this hat General Lee mmm (strokes beard) call me Mr President then well talk meet u at appopatjx nnngh

Humpty Dumpty predates Mary M, most famously appearing in cuneiform tablets selling questionable copper

It’s a Dubai chocolate blowout!

Give those elephants extra pumpkins theyve earned it

So trump is a war loser in addition to a pedophile. Curious

The pentagon, releasing their own photos next week: behold our delicious and nourishing Potemkin vittles

If I was a tax haven I’d nationalize those assets and be like “suckas!”

My wall let me show you it

The water is right there just catch some fish duh

Bubbapilled and gumpmaxxed