It would be, anyway. I have one for review and improvement.

Some of these responses are so nuts that they might be your aunts conspiring to fuck with you. Or caterers desperate to sell one more plate. It’s like they never visit graves or even talk about the person that died again. Are you even ever going to see these people again?

Fuck what your dad wants. Ask your mom/siblings if they need the support, if you like them. And if you do go, you can literally fart on your aunts. I can’t fathom why people want you to engage with people who make your life worse for no gain. Yeah, smile for your boss because you need the paycheck, but this?

Shit. Good point.

Boy George was convicted of imprisoning an escort and beating him with a chain, so he probably feels a bit of kinship with the invaders.

A granola bar with more than one type of nut. They owe me that much.

At first I thought you meant the homepage was offering unexpected porn, and I was considering going back. (I live in a repressed state.)

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.

Oh, Lemmy’s like this, too, I guess. That’s a shame.

No soulslike right now, because I’m working my way through the Resident Evil series in order, but this made me want to play Lies of P again.

The first one that came to mind is Sif in Dark Souls, specifically if you do the DLC first and she recognizes you. She goes from a regular monster boss to a sentient creature with a long memory and complex emotions.

Also, poor loyal puppy baby.

One of the food delivery apps labeled something “long distance delivery” at five miles. I could walk that. I didn’t, but I certainly didn’t pay someone else to drive it.

Does the alpha male have a yucky tummy? Poor thing.

I would actually love to see an adaptation of Asteroids. You have a lot of options.

1. A ship/station’s automated defense system fails, so humans have to use manual targeting to fend off a rock storm as the structure sustains more and more damage.

2. Mining operation goes bad, with or without aliens/microbes.

3. Rockbusters clearing a shipping lane encounter aliens, but nobody believes the first guy to see them because they just did a quick drive-by.

…and many more!

This is the first time I’ve thought that the SAG “no same names” rule wasn’t entirely ridiculous.

Charlie Murphy? Like died almost a decade ago Charlie Murphy?