Depression is expensive. I lost a couple crock pots that way. Finally found disposable liners!

Try having a vagina. When the fart slides to the front, you get to fart it again.

Juvenile skeksis!

The first 2 lines the letters should be getting slightly smaller and running upwards on a slight angle. The last there an attempt to correct the same thing in the middle of the last word, leading to inconsistency in letter sizes.

AKA 1945 US Food and Nutrition Board? Because that’s where it seems to come from.

Zero sugar sodas are 99% water.

If I have a glass of water, I’ll drink it when I’m thirsty. If I have flavored water, I’ll consume more because it’s enjoyable and I stay better hydrated. I tend to use a LOT of ice, so really I’m drinking that water too.