FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•US confirms it has weapons in space
5·1 month agoHopefully not Fermi.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•A Vermont man is on trial for shooting 3 Palestinian students. He claimed the CIA told him to do it
10·1 month agoIf the CIA told me to kill some people I would assume it was the FBI trying to entrap me.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•US confirms it has weapons in space
6·1 month agoKessler syndrome here we come.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Costco Is Now Rationing Motor Oil Because the Global Shortage Is Getting Real
31·1 month agoYou only need two dolls, two pencils and two quarts. Democrats will cause shortages with their communist policies. With careful rationing we can achieve victory over scarcity.
/S
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Walmart Is Dropping a Purse Inspired by Its Iconic Rotisserie Chicken — for Only $5.97
3·2 months agoBoth terms are used in retail. It’s a word in the retail industry that means both its original meaning and its opposite.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Walmart Is Dropping a Purse Inspired by Its Iconic Rotisserie Chicken — for Only $5.97
6·2 months agoDropping means both releasing and no longer carrying. This headline sucks.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Alfalfa sprouts recalled after E. coli, salmonella outbreak sickens dozens in 15 states
5·2 months agoSprouts are a major vector for contamination. The warm high humidity environment they are grown in just welcomes it. Growers have to be very vigilant about sanitation.
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
16·2 months agoI didn’t say I knew the right thing. I said they put their own life in danger by using a medication that wasn’t meant to handle a 31 week pregnancy.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
27·2 months agoYes. The state failed. In the rush for control of women’s bodies they decided that human sacrifice with the goal of keeping women down was the right choice. Hopefully the backfire will come swiftly and this will all be reversed state by state and at the federal level with an actual amendment protecting women from this ever again.
That doesn’t change that what she did could have killed her. As I said elsewhere here I’m not qualified nor in her shoes to know what she should or could have done. But there is a very real chance she could have killed herself doing this. It’s okay to say you don’t know the answer but one is obviously not the right one. Not everything can be known. And while I wouldn’t presume to tell her what she should or could have done I would be very sure to have told her that she was risking her life by doing this. But if I were that involved I would have taken donations for gas money and gotten them out of state to someplace that could help.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
28·2 months agoWe are done here. You can’t separate perfect from the enemy of good. You constantly lie about my position. You refuse to acknowledge that taking the pill 16 weeks past the pills recommend usage period put her life at risk. We have common ground. But you are incapable of seeing it.
You get one reply and then I block you because of your toxicity. I have driven women I know and didn’t to get abortions. I have distracted protestors to give women peace. I have donated to PP. But you are convinced that I want birth and are so stuck up your own that you think we disagree. This has been a sad conversation of a motivated person putting on a performance without reading the audience.
I won’t actually read your reply because it will be in bad faith. I will just use it to indicate you read this before I block you.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
17·2 months agoI’ll repeat, I’m not an expert. I don’t know. But I do know that accidentally killing one’s self by using a method 16 weeks past efficacy is a bad idea. And that’s what they almost did.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
14·2 months agoYou really think I want birth. You are harmful to the abortion cause. You make enemies of those who agree with you but have minor disagreements. Find some resources on the narcissism of small differences. Study it. Realize how it harms good causes. Realize that you are doing it here.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
17·2 months agoBlamed her for almost killing herself. Not for trying to get rid of the pregnancy.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
15·2 months agoI didn’t compromise. We agree. You are just so bent on lying about my position that you can’t see otherwise b
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
15·2 months agoI’m not getting it because I never said she should give birth. Not once. I stated I’m in favor of abortion. I disagree with the way she almost killed herself trying to solve this. Learn to read.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
17·2 months agoI started from the very beginning blaming the state for its stupidity. Everything after that was saying the teen did something that put their own life at risk. Reread everything from the beginning and decide if you are actually hearing what I’m saying or hearing what you want.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
17·2 months agoI find it very important to phrase my opponent’s arguments in terms they would agree with. You, apparently, have so such issues and will argue with a person you made up instead of the person you are talking with.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
14·2 months agoAbsolutely. I never once said, hinted at, suggested that birth was an option. Reread my first comments. Abortion was always on the table for me.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto
United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•North Carolina Woman Charged With Assault With a Deadly Weapon for Taking Abortion Pills
18·2 months agoReading comprehension, do you have it? I thought I was very clear that I care about the mom, not the kid. I said up front I’m all about abortion. Learn to listen/read.





I just posted this to a Garfield friendly group on Facebook in the hopes that someone would explain it to me.
And if you know who I am, then you know I know orange cat related things. Yet this makes no sense at all to me.