“Dats real acid…?”

“It smells like Russian bitch in here!”

So, not even close.

Unfortunately, it gets reflected and amplified here on Earth. Just look at the flat earther’s, MAGA, MAHA, organized religion, celebrity worship, Twitter, etc.

A bold assignment.

Raped the horses and rode off on the women!

Copaganda.

We made him King Shitshisbritches

Aaand now i have that song stuck in my head.

We do? Don’t worry, we’ll just “51st State” them until they hate our guts too.

Into a polonium-tea pool.

Crow tech does kinda slap.

In 1988, it was POTP. Not catchy.

In 2016, it became MAGA. Unfortunately, it caught on.

I subscribe to the Carlin school of thought: the glass is too fuckin’ big.

stroke victim causer fetterman

Ftfy

Well, i got missed in the first round, so

FUCK RIMU.

This doesn’t feel like ADHD, this feels like an aneurysm.

Fucking THANK YOU. And it completely drops the last color. There’s three blues on the list, and where’s pink?!

Just three more days, and it’s ours. In and out. 20 minutes, Morty.

That dog is short. And long. It’s a schlong dog.