I’m glad I’m obviously not a mediocre man because I, for one, welcome the angry leftie women overlords.

Australia, it’s time to defederate from the US.

I’m going to need a bigger jig.

Was his name Craig?

Is it Paris or Spain?

I’m a chef so I have professional knowledge on this subject. Gordon is powerful enough to convert any red blooded lesbian into a pumpkin eater.

That’s the nightmare…

Can we have a www blockade of his face please?