OK so I understand the Dutch have a reputation, but if you are making your ride wait on you because you aren’t ready at the appointed time - nevermind the fact that your ride isn’t charging you for gas (one hopes, since OP is going anyway and offered to pick him up, to do so would be just as rude as the coffee) - it would just be too unbelievably outrageous to bill them half a Euro. I have to conclude that this is ragebait.

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And while Republicans publicly sought to spin as a victory testimony Mr. Smith gave to a congressional panel behind closed doors in February, they privately conceded that he handled himself well and posed a serious threat to Mr. Trump, given that he had a public forum to publicize his investigations.

lol they’re not going to touch him and he knows it.

I knew that 100000000000 figure was misleading!!!

Also known as Cinco De Mayo! Perhaps some anejo is in order, señor Yoda.

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According to the RealClearPolitics national average, just 41 per cent of Americans approve of his performance in office

“Just” 41%.

41% of the people in this retarded excuse for a country look at this absolute trainwreck dipshit and think “good job!”

It means the stock market goes up on Monday.

Huh. I thought it was the invisible things that only cats can see that makes them kinda crazy.

The Nazis had teams of archaeologists running around the world looking for all sorts of religious artifacts. Hitler was a nut on the subject. He was crazy. He was obsessed with the occult.

Well, thank fuck the US has their back, I can’t buy a Chinese anything. Surely that will keep them in business.

I’m not autistic, nor have I ever gravely injured someone through my own action (or inaction) that I know of, but I will tell you this: I don’t understand how these attention-starved children driving these rice burners with their goddamn POW POW UNF POW exhaust systems (and you fuckers know what I’m talking about) are allowed to exist.

I am not a violent person, but I would read their obituaries with great satisfaction.

My first thought was for the well being of Motley Crue and Poison, then I realized well that would just be silly.

They used to be fun, they were made to look like a seaside shanty, with the wood decks and piers and ropes. Inside they had nets and treasure chests and everything was dark wood made to look like a galley on a pirate ship and you could even get a pirate hat. Now they look like a school cafeteria.