Real chads use sudont

After 1,5 years he’ll be able to say “This mortal form is limiting” and be thrown off a cliff.

(͡•_ ͡• )

For even more context: That means that 89% of the time all parts that make up github work without issue. 11% of the time at least one component has issues/downtime.

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ shows the breakdown, git push/pull operations for example have 98.98% uptime.

Naked with a jar of pickles? You sure you want to see that video?