He is the world’s dumbest man.

The fact that so many of you can’t recognize plain, screaming sarcasm shows just how illiterate many of you have become.

It’s going to depreciate!? Oh no! Often the people I hear talk about cars like that can’t or don’t change their oil. Change the fluids, rotate the tires, follow servicing time tables; same things you should be doing with your rented car you continue doing with your older car.