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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoMemes@sopuli.xyzScromit
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    12 days ago

    Damn this meme thread turned into some otherwise semi-serious cannatalk. Everyone just needs to chill out and smoke a joint.

    I think I have a life goal now to hit back-to-back blinkers until I scromit. Though I’m pretty sure I’ve scromitted when sick with food poisoning. Might be different. Idk. I’m like 6 blinkers deep.








  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoMemes@lemmy.mldont do it
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    25 days ago

    Yeah data centers are more secure than some prisons probably. Lots of sensitive data inside owned by a lot of companies, big and small. I’ve had to register and scan my retinas to gain access to the main building past the lobby. Then multiple airlocks all requiring key card taps to traverse through the labyrinth of cages until I get to a cage that I have access to, and then another card tap to get in.

    And if you were somehow able to gain access without being known, if it’s your first time inside that particular data center there’s a good chance you’ll get lost or locked inside somewhere that you can’t exit, in an area where someone might not visit for hours, days even. You might actually just die in there like a caged rat.

    But also, data centers are great for introverts who like to work in solitude. They’re dark, cool, have tons of white noise, and you can be pretty isolated.

    Oh and also, if the fire alarms go off you have a short window of time to get out before they flood the place with a gas that you can’t breath and you could quickly die.