Have you ever been to Alabama?

Well then, smart guy, what’s your theory? At least some of us are trying to figure this out.

My house has an engine that burns fuel, so it can’t be that, either. That’s mostly for heat and to drain my wallet.

It must be the configuration of the seats. In my house, they mostly face each other, whereas in my car, they’re all facing the same direction. I think this is why the house doesn’t move – it doesn’t have that clear hint of what direction it should go.

Putin’s hand is so far up trump’s ass, he’s fondling his tonsils. Amazing trump can speak at all, really.

‘Charger’ wasn’t my first thought when I saw this.

It’s the free market, man. The pay-per-view revenue will contribute to so much job creation, and that’s not to mention the new human meat market this will kick start. Why do you want to stifle creativity? You just don’t understand the genius of it and you’re salty you weren’t smart enough to think of it first.

Thank you for this.

I feel like I missed so much being far too drunk and high in the 80s, and that’s a shame. At least I can enjoy it now.

Yet more stable than a Robin.

Holy cod.

That’s a banging flyer. As someone who has hosted big events myself, it can take a while and a few tries to gain traction. Don’t get discouraged yet.

Sorry. :(

I couldn’t have come, but I’d have been there in spirit.

Gesundheit.

Hey man, I have the right to reclaim fish language. You can’t evolve out of your clade. I am fish.

I’ll catch and release that for the halibut. Salmon you.

Back in the day, every disc or software needed its own key, or you’d search for a crack that infected your computer with malware.

There’s no universal way to bypass keys. Try the wayback machine, perhaps, if you’re really into self-flagellation.

How to develop film in a darkroom:

Are you kidding? That burger is huge! Look at it next to the whale. Whales are enormous.

How is this not banned under whatever part of the Geneva convention prohibits chemical weapons?

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