Have you tried this?
https://photogimp.com/

Luckily Adobe seems hell-bent on self-destructing, that should help.

“According to historians they were roommates and very close friends”

I guess that is what happens when you don’t have a billion of open-source CAD projects to train your model on.
I hope the post is satire, because it’s funny as hell.

The irony of voice assistants like Siri and OkGoogle being more efficient before they introduced LLMs.