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They can’t really surrender. There’s no assurance they can trust after putting guns down.

Oh like we didn’t cut off every path that lead anywhere else years ago. Grow up.

I’d dose the head of all the fed agencies with LSD and interrogate them at my inauguration, seeing if I could find out their plans to kill me.

Then I’d swear in on a sheet of blotter paper printed with something radical.

Saaaaaaame.

They do all skip leg day.

Ah, so, no. Its august. Which I think is gay wrath month. Betrayal is November.

Back in the 20th century a bunch of activists decided that if we were going to be sins, we were going to be all the sins.

Oh I remember this game! The white phosphorous scene hit, and the part where you end up in the opening helicopter chase and one of the characters lampshades it is pretty great. The end speech where the antagonist finally sweeps away any pretense of a fourth wall? Shivers.

Cut your way through the great filter! Cut his throat and shit down his neck!

Why in the love of fuck would you tell the state who you fuck ever?

Have I been misunderstanding statists the whole time? Was it just a kink the whole time?

By ‘one of the good ones’ the mean the flavor of your face.

Given how we’re using helium, I cannot imagine anyone being allowed to fix this until the billionaires are all murdered and their lines extinguished.

Hey I have a bunch of bloody wallets to sell, you willing to buy em? I got friends who gotta pay rent.

Is that what your cat farts said would own me?

Or what the heritage foundation is.

I just gotta pay rent. Anybody want a bloody alligator skin wallet?

I wish I could believe you, sloppy, but you’re all lying sacks of shit so I can’t trust anything you say.

Ah, so, about them…

The 17 year old little girl, you pedophile. Have you ever seen a 17 year old? Talked to one? They’re so intensely children even when they’re educated.

Being too old for you to fuck doesn’t make someone an adult.

Yep. So many people are gonna die.

Bad security with high theatrics is more dangerous than nothing at all.