I strive to make the Kuon of comments. Obscure and not very fun to experience, but bringing some stuff to the table and sometimes grotesque.

I told my homie his 44 mag scared me, I got a cas’a-da-strap-o-phobia

Not weird at all. Completely accurate, and I LOVE raw oysters. The texture is very weird though, like snot.

It even says EXtreme on it!

I haven’t played solo in decades…

Ahhh, one of the most popular DDR games was DDR Extreme—the comic title “DDR: Extinction” was right there! Hahaha

You lack a basic understanding of how that works.

Gyros are incredible and it doesn’t have a speaker. The haptics motors make that noise by vibrating.

Whenever I see or hear anyone mentioned propaganda, I cannot help myself from interjecting “how bout i take a propa ganda at them honkers”

I really need to finish it, I’m like two episodes from the end!

Of course, that’s one of the biggest draws to werewolf dude: Thicc knot!

Ah yes, a chip from the nation with the most advanced hackin’ prowess pretty much in the world, who have developed and deployed zero click self-covering iPhone root exploits that could just be texted to someone to activate. Exactly where I want my chips to be made! Absolutely no chance at a backdoor there.

(I critique this as a long-time iOS user…)

Daaang! I have the second gen? regular AirPods and they seem shorter than that in my memory! Then I picked up a second gen set of pros cuz I needed ANC for some stuff and they feel so much smaller hahaha

The stems on the headphones are comically long hahaha. I’d totally get some subwoofer plugs for at home tho if I can mirror audio to my partner like we do with regular AirPods when we take walks!

One of the One-Hit-Wonder-est bands for me. Pepper is an incredibly good song, and their entire rest of songs really didn’t do it for me.

Ehhh it’s kinda bad. I love my N3DSXL but even the abbreviation is a bit of a pain to type on a mobile device.

On eBay there is a

Used Japanese New Nintendo 3DS XL LL Pokemon Solgaleo Lunala console

which is pretty funny

Do you even know who A. Wyatt Man is? It’s an internet comment not a fucking research paper. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, stay ignorant, I’m not here to hold the hand of some fired up toxic asshole. If someone asked half-respectfully, I could elaborate.

I was saying they all look racist but you come in hostile so how bout you productively fuck off. Sorry my shitpost comment I made while I was on a walk about how some images are racist and look like a racist guy’s comics didn’t meet your exhaustive observational standards. I sure will sit down and REALLY study a post’s images and my comment before make any more posting lest I offend your delicate sensibilities more.

Or most likely I’ll glance at your poop brown tag you’ve earned now and extensively think “lul that guy’s a full on dingus from reddit”

iOS and the browser I use block a lot of stuff from being visible, interesting!

I scrolled “103% of the way down”

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