You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

A-effin-men. I need to move to Peertube but know diddly squat about it lol.

Technically it’s possible, but the likelihood of it ever happening to someone is about as good as you finding a leprechaun’s pot of gold.

I’m pretty sure people dying was the goal, otherwise it’s difficult to cull the population and disguise it as cost cutting.

Incentives to not showering before the airport. 😉

It is if the official is being payed to lure fellow officials into making big security mistakes. Anyone who knows a sociopath knows they would sell their mom for a candy bar.

A well aimed shot from a pellet rifle will work. I know because I had a neighbor who left hers on and it came right into my bedroom.

Dreams about drinking, especially when you dislike alcohol, can symbolize a feeling of being overwhelmed or out of control in your waking life. It might reflect a situation where you feel pressured to engage in something that doesn’t align with your values or that you’re uncomfortable with. The “feeling like crap” afterward could indicate regret, guilt, or dissatisfaction with going along with something you didn’t truly want to do. It may also suggest you’re dealing with stress or emotions that need addressing but you’re unsure how to cope. Have you been facing any situations recently where you felt pushed into something you didn’t want to do?

I gave a dissertation on this theory to my colleague’s regarding microplastics pre-COVID. While not my area of expertise, they asked why I wouldn’t want to have kids, so I gave a PowerPoint presentation lol.

but if some random person pinches me I am very likely to react by punching them. I hate being touched by people I don’t know. Holiday be damned.

Same here. I’ve done this a few times, the strangest was when punched a clown. A little backstory, the clown was on a Halloween, but it was a lot like the meme where the kid punched someone jumping out of a trash can. Except I screamed, I hate clowns.

As a bald man, I’m okay with the joke. Especially if it’s something he’s sensitive about.

Jfc, reading this depressed the hell out of me.

I heard he eats prolapsed sphincters of diseased elderly animals.

Thanks, the past years of cellphone shenanigans have me paranoid lol.

Thanks, done.

Thanks, it says no sim restrictions.

Thanks, appreciate the clarification.

Yikes, well it shouldn’t be locked.

That’s what I was worried about lol, glad those days are over and I can just pick “Connect to any Carrier later” option.

I’m debating on whether larger storage is worth it, 256GB to 512GB for $200 more. Any thoughts? Appreciate the detailed feedback.