Alexander isn’t that cool

And those historians will surely be lowly graduate students shackled to an exploitative system where they must justify their own existence to eat.

OR

Those historians are an elite upper class in an information economy where knowledge is power and they hold the secrets of the ancients from an oppressed populous.

Because with humans there can be no balance.

Rich people are a bigger strain on the land. Get rid of them first.

Yes! Cover the earth in medium-density mixed-zoning tram neighborhoods! Anyone who doesn’t want to give the entire planet to one species is Malthusian!

I am so jealous of people who get to read Discworld for the first time. You never forget it.

It’s a reference to a famous sausage salesman from Discworld: CMOT Dibbler

I hope they call it the Dibbler

I’ve seen Close Encounters… 👽

People suck and will cause suffering.

In other news: Sky blue, water wet.

Who’s the fuzzy guy over the shoulder of the woman the man is looking at?

That’s what I am.

Because I am drunk and high

There we go

Do you know how many small passages I’ve read that amount to farts in a hurricane?

Brevity is the soul of wit.

People read a bunch of things and things still didn’t get better

I’m not reading all that.

This will require economies not seen for 10,000 years

Yes but we don’t have MONEY

You’re relying on Air Bud rules to get around that.

“Ain’t nothin in the rules that says a dog can’t play basketball a tor relay ain’t a VPN.”

SSH tunnels and SOCKS proxies also apply.

This reads like an SAT question