I’m here to receive Grand Pappy Nurgle’s gift.

I see the Emus have called on their allies the Mice to attack Australia.

We all plan to do option 1, only do option 2.

Starmer “I know how to prevent Reform taking power. I’ll swing to the right!”

Ratchet affect in real time.

From Lancer’s Core Rule Book:

In this book there are some fraught, difficult, or otherwise uncomfortable themes content discussed. Lancer takes place in a setting recovering from millennia of cruel anthrochauvinist - a fascist, imperial, Earth-first ideology that had little time, space, or care to acknowledge beings or perspectives that ran counter to their didactic tyranny.

We want to acknowledge that many phenomena and acts touched on in Lancer - slavery, exploitation, racism, directed hate, genocide, the stealing of indigenous land- are real phenomena, are ongoing acts of injustice and cruelty, and are not simply “fantasy" or “interesting devices” to use in a roleplaying game. Their inclusion in Lancer is by no means a flippant choice, intended to be read as endorsement or idle thought.

We think it important also to acknowledge that both Tom and I are writing from the perspective of straight, cis, able-bodied men. When writing Lancer, we wanted to create a setting where humanity is - in the narrative present — at once in a state of utopia and working to bring it about. We imagine that Union isn’t burdened by the same cultural definitions of gender that oppress and malign so many people who live under the umbrella of capitalism and empire and, as such, there is a wide spectrum of expression and identity in Union and among its constituent worlds.

At the risk of enacting further violence by depicting worlds and cultures where there are regressive or discriminatory stances on gender baked-in, we have decided not to codify in the rules how players may express themselves - please do note that this absence of canonical definition is absolutely not meant to be read as exclusion, but is meant instead to avoid flattening all possible stories into one “canon” definition of what it means to be gendered, transgender, nonbinary — to have a body in Lancer, encourage you to play your characters how you see them, and consider them to be in-canon.

We hope that you create narratives and characters that stand against terrible abuses and prejudices. Lancer features no easy aliens to pass these transgressions upon, only other human beings; humanity alone are the architects of terrible cruelties, but we can also be the architects of better, more just futures - and presents.

(…)

We believe that ideas of liberation, of radical antifascism and anti-hate, can begin around the table with friends and end in the streets, at the ballot box, and in all of our hearts. Sometimes around the table with friends is the only place where liberation- where fighting back- can happen. This does not diminish the impact that it can have.

That’s why we made Lancer, to help people fight back, if nowhere else then around the table with friends.

In solidarity,

Miguel Lopez and Tom Bloom

Edit: From the third party licence

You may not use the Lancer setting or system to publish content that directs hate towards protected groups.

Remember: Lancer believes in a future where a better world is possible, has been achieved, and is expanding. While we can’t look over your shoulder or edit your texts for you, we do encourage you to write in our house style: earnest, smart, aware of power and the dynamics between the oppressed and their oppressors, and with an aim towards clarity. Lancer is soft science fantasy that wears hard science fiction’s suits — write big, but keep people in mind.

Lancer thinks things can and should be better, and isn’t afraid to write stories exploring what that looks like. Cruel and evil events can happen, but they shouldn’t be celebrated — they should be stopped. You’re playing lancers— the cavalry. Write settings and situations that call for some big damn heroes to get in there and help the right people; even if they don’t save the galaxy, liberating the city is good work enough.

put pizzas over its eyes

We all know that pizza was still eaten.

“That’s a paddling”

I went from trains to alcohol to seriously im not kidding about the racism to more racism to racism.

Prefect meme. 10/10.

It’s why cats run the internet.

Is this the Cat Distribution System?

I highly recommend reading the original investigative report:

https://www.svd.se/a/K8nrV4/metas-ai-smart-glasses-and-data-privacy-concerns-workers-say-we-see-everything

Meta has never cared about privacy and isn’t going to start caring now. Meta got called out by a contractor’s employees and cancelled the contract. It is only matter of time before Meta finds a contractor who supports Meta and Mark Zukerberg’s lack of ethics.

Hell yeah! I love a good mega parking lot!

Rail network?! That’s commie talk. Real patriots would have an interconnected highway system.

What an oddly specific thing to say.

Yeah, World. Get your shit together and join the US in their Middle East pointless war tradition.

The only time I ever seen a cat call work was when a cat made a noise at a woman.

Have you tried yelling at the clouds?

Already lost one war against the emus? Wanting to lose another war?

Another fun fact about Epic. Epic does not support offline play. You have to be connected to the internet.

“Sorry. Best I can do is cut taxes and regulations for companies and billionaires as they are job creators. Your taxes are going to have to continue at the same rate. In fact, taxes for you may have to go up. Social spending will have to be cut.”