SolacefromSilence

Americans: Alright, keep your secrets

Sounds like all the profits have been privatized, time for the public to pay the liabilities!

Big Norwegian energy

Ehh, everyone likes to think that markets are a feature of capitalism, when they naturally occur everywhere since the first shiny rock was traded for a berry.

Some say the cannon origin is misattributed as well, just another layer cough, another egg reference to this joke

Promoted to submarine!

Well done, I wish I knew fellow young people’s music well enough to use the template for Gen Z. Just for fun, anyone out there have an idea to use the template with a recent song?

No garlic

I was convinced this was satire and then I clicked through the link. See for yourself and maybe apply :)

It’s on CSPAN right now

I have to admit, I was bamboozled until the end. Well done