Or colored mayonnaise, but colored by the photographer, not by Hellmann’s.

It’s a prank/art project. Someone made this themself, then took it to a grocery store for the photo shoot.

It would be odd to be standing behind a contortionist and see them tilt their head back to look at you while their body continues facing forward.

Ok, then wtf is this?

The duck might not even be flapping; just being used as a sail.

I guess because it seems fake? Maybe like it’s pandering.

They already share a checking account. Seems like marriage is just a formality at this point.

It’s possible the artist thought it would be funny to use LSD for the model, then just chopped off the parts that are inconvenient for a shelf.

And it’s missing the methyl group in the bottom right.

But it’s so cringe when English speakers suddenly switch to a foreign accent to pronounce one word. And would you want to force speakers of other languages to do the same instead of using their own versions of English names?

*merther

That chocolate’s going back on the shelf. She wasted her money. Be more straightforward, people!

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Think about your oven, turned up to 500 degrees. You put a cast iron pan on one rack, and a 10x10-inch sheet of aluminum foil on another rack. While they heat up, fill two sinks halfway with water. Pull the pan out of the oven and throw it in a sink. Pull the sheet of aluminum foil out and throw it in the other sink. Which produces more steam?

The pan and foil were both the same temperature, 500 degrees, but one had more heat capacity than the other.

There are no ads on the iPad, so it’s probably a double din radio as you said.