The burger is $23 and sides are extra.

8 was having a fine morning, and then BLAMMO! Right in the peepers!

Which part of “someone” is the hook in on that little square?

Cool. Now do camel toe.

Of all the ways to get 30 billion dollars, this would probably be the least emotionally disturbing choice.

What would be the size of the crater when the whale falls from the sky?

Have you seen the couple that both get out of the car at the gas station and have to collaborate way too much to work the pumps?