In fairness to memes, that definition is still largely true, its just that the common usage tends to refer to this specific form of meme. Like with squares and rectangles, not all anthropological memes are image macros, but all image macro memes are a subset of anthropological memes
But think of all of the buildings that have no wheels and tens or hundreds of doors. And what about cabinets, they unequivocally have doors and only occasionally have wheels
The worst is when you get to the point where you’ve read the same passage so many times that you know all of the words in it, in the correct order but they have been totally divorced from all meaning and are just a series of unconnected words
Okay, but this is just a meme in a meme community, in that context it’s safe to assume it’s presented at face value and as a comedic anecdote.
The behavior you’re describing is gross. But, you are interpreting subtext based on your personal experiences when there is absolutely nothing in the OP that is threatening at face value. It is just a meme, take it how you want to, but it seems a little hyperbolic to jump to this being some kind of implied threat over a description of a 4 sentence conversation.
I dont see where you’re getting threatening from. The quote is just “I’m so glad you like her” and then the exchange explaining he was talking to his dog. And as someone who has a very good friend whose dog hates me its not always a guarantee that your dog will get along with someone and it can make hanging out difficult.
I’m pretty sure that gooning doesn’t refer to edging but simply to masturbaiting to completion, often multiple times a day