Then use the already open one? If I see multiple milk in my fridge, I find the one someone else opened already

Uber trying new systems to pay drivers even less

Last night I hung my queen against my son on chess.com. I’m rated over 9000 and he’s 100.

Why?

To teach my son that to really win at life, you need to eat the rich.

A spin? Clockwise or counterclockwise?

That time, we sat on a civil case, so a settlement would have been money changing hands

We were explained that even sitting there waiting to be called was important. Usually things become real to the defendants when there’s a jury waiting and things settle at the last minute.

Healthy as a horse and all, right?

Play RPGs? Either find someone who is willing to run a vampire hunting game, or run a game of vampires being hunted, so you can mow down the adventuring party, becoming the monster yourself.

Sneaker-net was legit back then

Her left forearm is… Large

I thought green was an update where cooking new things has been unlocked.

Pineapple. Neither pine nor apple, tastes like neither.

Check the batteries in your carbon monoxide detectors.

This, but also isn’t that how genetics works? You’re not going to see a native Chihuahua thriving in the arctic.

(But it’s probably something about what countries actually do testing, etc. )