Furry muff. Oops, sorry. Fair enough.

The Egyptian people I met were the same: bursting into song at the drop of a hat, lots of clapping and hugging, serving amazing food they want to share with you. They wear their hearts on their sleeves. I don’t think I’ve met a kinder, warmer people.

I bet they wouldn’t have blamed god if you had died! He always gets the credit but never the blame.

I should never have bought the chips and chocolate.

What a fabulous story! Not sure it falls under ‘World News’ though.

My first thought too!

Zombie companies, kept afloat by State subsidies. Not actual zombies.

I would hope all those tractors have had the red diesel siphoned out and replaced with the taxed version. /s

Well, he is a pain in the arse.

It is indeed. We live in rural Herefordshire so we are very dark at night.

Cheers, bud. We’re in Elounda on the east coast near-ish to Agios Nicolaos and it feels like heaven. The views are stunning and the weather is perfect. The beer’s pretty good too.