Healthy diet and exercise.

It’s my desire.

So, okay for energy consumption?

Danger, danger: high voltage

When we touch

When we kiss

Any secondhand laser printer should fit the bill.

No pun intended

There are no “privacy-focused” smart glasses. In fact, all of them are the exact opposite.

“Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment — that which they cannot anticipate.”

Ooh, rain keeps on fallin’

I said, ooh, rain keeps on fallin’, fallin…

Eat all the candy

What makes you think he knows where his keys are?

Fentanyl.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

About 17 farthings’ worth.

Corn and old pickup trucks.

And his comics are so bad that they require a laugh track

All of them. At the same time.

I checked out all of your opinions, then believed the opposite.

I’ve been running EndeavourOS on my my SP4. It works great with the custom Surface kernel.

Don’t buy a 4 - it has heat problems and a shitty power circuit. As long as you get a 5 or newer, it should run great.

Narrator: it’s wrong.

What question?