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Cake day: August 3rd, 2023

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  • Yeah, someone broke into our house when I was a kid. He took off when we walked in. The dispatcher asked if he was still in the house, so my mom said no. The cops didn’t show up until the next morning, said the damage was too small to warrant an insurance claim, and then left without actually doing anything.



  • I was sitting in a Walmart parking lot in rural Iowa many years ago waiting for my inlaws to finish shopping. An older couple, probably early 60s, starts unloading their groceries into the station wagon next to me. The woman grabs a bottle of ranch from one of the bags, takes a long swig, screws the lid back on, tosses it into the trunk, and continues unloading the cart.

    It was the most American thing I’ve seen outside of a jail cell.