“Sir, China has started their amphibious assault on Taiwan”

“Send in Sydney Sweeney”

I can’t fix a manager using Jira.

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These are Canadian Aboriginal Syntax Blocks

We have to change the sign on the Pentagon again.

I feel personally attacked

Years of jokes, wasted.

Amateurs study tactics; professionals study logistics.

– General Omar Bradley

Good thing we fired all the professionals

There’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop. There’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop. I have to eat better and also avoid a plague. My rent went up $150. I’ll need to pick up more shifts. Twenty people died in Rafah this morning and every major news outlet is stretching the limits of passive voice to suggest whole families may have leaped up through the air at missiles that otherwise had the right of way. I just got a notification that my student loan payments are starting up again and my phone isn’t charged. My cousin got COVID for a fourth time and can no longer work or walk or even feed himself. The person across from me on the L train seems to fashion themselves a punk rock revolutionary, but they’re not wearing a face mask, and that’s the kind of cognitive dissonance that makes me want to steal batteries. Fascists keep winning the primaries for both parties, and I think I gained a few pounds. The CDC just announced there’s no more speed limits on highways, and I think this Ativan is finally hitting. The NYPD farmer’s market only sells bad apples, have you heard that one? Listen, it’s warm today, too warm for March. But I don’t have time to think through the implications because there’s laundry to do and a genocide to stop.

If I draw the Pepsi logo from memory and put it on a soda can, is it copyright infringement?

Everything that is old is new again

I forgot what day it was.

Name checks out.