The guy missed the opportunity to moonwalk while dragging the robot out
Witty comments like these belong to the few reasons I still log onto the Web from time to time.

I’m against the systemd monopoly; the lack of choice on most major distros while other init systems are perfectly fine for the majority of users; as a consequence against the perhaps unintentional incorrect narrative that systemd is the only reasonable/modern option.

systemd has flaws, but I’m not anti.

Perfect example. This person has systemd so much on the brain I actually tagged them as weirdly against systemd some time ago. lol

“This person plays volleyball, he must hate basketball so much.”

What’s systemd? (I use OpenRC btw.)

Give me good ol’ Sublime Text.

Here on my Artix* Linux it still asks for the password; *OpenRC systemd, KDE Plasma, Wayland.

So it begins, the Interspecies Mangione Club.

Oh darn, sorry. I had searched for “kill cycle” but it isn’t in the results, not the first ones at least.

Thank goodness.

Oh come on, this has to be satire.

If tech bros really have become this robotic, then, as Robin William’s Good Morning Vietnam script read:

“You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.”