We need somebody to win that challenge plz

He sure looks steamed

How about a nice round of Edward 40hands?

“Don’t freak out, guys! I’m just having you train your replacement. A replacement that costs an order of magnitude more than you.”

Why shark?

I sold most of my index fund and bought SCHD. It’s an etf that holds shares in companies who pay the biggest dividends. This doesn’t entirely shield you, but those bullshit “growth” bubble companies tend not to pay large dividends to their shareholders.

Nice side effect of the etf is you get dividends every quarter too

It also used to be cheap.

Good point. I don’t feel bad for them, and this incident goes to show that Tesla still doesn’t give a shit about them.

If you don’t order the whole meal and you don’t use their bullshit app, they’ll absolutely rake you over the coals. Part of the reason I don’t get McDonald’s anymore.

If only such a technology were within our grasp

The camera doesn’t see 360 degrees, just sayin’

I mean, they’re shipping this stuff halfway around the world so that you can get a summer fruit in the dead of winter. Some produce is much easier to preserve than others; apples and oranges can have their ripening arrested using nitrogen and controlled atmosphere. Others can be picked green and ripen on the way (bananas). But with some fruits like raspberries, not a whole lot can be done besides refrigeration. Those berries have lots of nooks and crannies for bacteria and spores to nuzzle in and proliferate. If they could figure out a way to make those berries last longer, believe me they would. They end up throwing away a lot because they rot on the shelves, costing them a lot of money.

Why not just a baseball bat?

Do you want way more mass shootings? Because that’s how you get way more mass shootings.

“Our commitment to horses and buggies is unwavering.”

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Pilots’ moms in shambles

Oh my god you’re a life saver. I would have totally harassed my coworkers had I not been armed with that knowledge. To say thanks, would you care for a handjob?

“Now we need you to watch 4 hours of videos to teach you how not to sexually harass everybody.”

It’s looking at me!