For me, it depends on the authenticity.

There’s too many people that talk God this and God that, because they’ve been told that’s what they are supposed to do as a God person.

But then their actual actions are not what a god person is supposed to be.

I’ll take a 10% Christian that walks the walk 10% of the time over a 100% Christian that walks the walk 10% of the time any day of the week.

Most management types can’t see beyond their next bonus.

That goes double for any publicly traded company.

Today I learned that I am a fairy.

No need to worry, the time being only really cares about electricity. It’s really into current events.

You didn’t fuck his girl, you held his dick up while he fucked his girl.

You ultra-cucked yourself.

I’m honestly kind of surprised Ford hasn’t re-released the Mercury or rebranded some cars as Mercury brand.

They weren’t good cars, but they had songs and brand appeal. And who knows, maybe somebody would think well of them.

Okay, I’m not saying that science is wrong, but I’m just saying that tomatoes are vegetables. Search your feelings, young Padawan. You know this to be true.

I wish that anyone whose wish involves harming other people, either physically, emotionally, or sarcastically, gets permanently flaccid dick toes, starting with Proprietary_Blend.

I saw the trailer for that in the movies and it looked incredibly boring.

Still sounds like one too many. It’s excluding a group of people based on their identity, which should be protected by federal law.

This is very true. As soon as I laid eyes on this picture, my penis unfolded.

Thank you, generous stranger!

There are a number of people in my life that I earnestly wish would give me a heartfelt apology. I’ve explicitly told them precisely what they did to wrong me and have cut them out of my life for years and decades now without the first hint of an honest heartfelt apology.

They have asked me to just get over it, but they have not begun to even consider apologizing for their actions.

I’m okay with both.

It’s not like they’re cutting down forests to put in solar panels.

I use a credit union and I will change banks if they force that on me.

There is not one single fucking chance in hell I will ever give an AI access to my banking information.

Honestly, a Star Trek Carmen San Diego crossover would have been an awesome show.

I mean, we basically have, in my opinion, the choice of a civil war, some sort of revolution, or complete and total economic collapse, and rebuilding after the collapse to fix America.

I don’t see any other way than that.

Now for funzies, we need to get them to install the steam client.

It’d be funny if a potential robber breaks it open finds out that it’s just the key to their chastity lock.

Sung to the tune of “What would you do for a Klondike bar” :

What would you do for some Lembas bread?