Top contenders:
Red-cockaded Woodpecker — “cockaded” refers to a ribbon or rosette ornament once worn on hats, not anatomy.
Cock-of-the-rock — sounds like a tavern name invented by a teenager.
Dickcissel — often cited as the funniest North American bird name. “Dick” was historically a common nickname for a male bird.
Bush Thick-knee — not penis-related, but frequently gets laughs.
Rufous-naped Lark — harmless, but “rufous-naped” is often misread at a glance. Shag — in British English, perfectly normal; elsewhere, not so much.
Cockatoo — contains “cock,” though the name comes from Malay, not English.
Woodcock — another classic.
Black-cockatoo and other cockatoos — bonus points for stacking “cock” into longer names.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_matter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_(matter)
Nonclassical States: Amorphous Solid, Plastic Crystal, Liquid Crystal, Copolymer
Magnetically Ordered states: transition metal, quantum spin liquid.
Superfluids and condensates: Bose-Einsteincondensate, fermionic condensate
High-energy states: Degenerate matter, Quantum Chromodynamic (QCD) Matter, Color-glass condensate, very high energy states
Proposed: Supersolid, String-net liquid, superglass, chain-melted state, quantum hall effect, photonic matter,