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16 days agoWhy dream when it can be recorded for you!
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Yeah, how much did you lose?
That’s not what your mom said.
3·2 months agoThis must be that non-consensual himdie I keep hearing about.
That’s ridiculous, that would lead to mass unemployment in the funeral industry.
Small typo, it’s “half of a Chihuahua.”
Laser-guided bath bombs.
Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.
1·3 months agoI once was taking a nice old man to the hospital, when he stopped breathing. I gave him a second and tried to rouse him, and he was pretty stubborn about it, but he still had a weak pulse. I called to my partner.
“Hey, how close are we to the hospital?”
“About 5 minutes, why?”
“Well, he’s not breathing. So if you hit any traffic, hit the lights, will you?”
I bagged him for about 3-4 minutes. Traffic was light, and we were making pretty good time, so we decided not to freak anybody out. The guy came to, and looked confused.
“What happened,” he asked.
“You stopped breathing, so I was breathing for you.”
“Oh. Thank you.”
“You are very welcome.”
He’s still the only person who ever said thank you when I tried to save their life.
I’m just one, simple man with his crystal ball and a knife with virgin blood on it.
Some of the earlier stuff is more creative in my opinion.
Listen to who, I blocked them. 😋
You need a defense from a SAM man.