#If Chrono Trigger was Final Fantasy III

#Earthbound is for reals legit like

#The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening

#for nerds

Shran the Man

One antenna, the other is in Archer’s hand

It’ll grow back, but only after it’s been a looooong time

Heroiam Slava! 🇺🇦

For sure,

If you’ve ever seen the classic film starring “Tomathy Hank”: ‘The Money Pits’ a scene in that movie is several times man who say “Two week” which is basically the Russian way of saying Drmpvf became Krasnov because he probably >!fucked!< things you don’t want to know about and was blackmailed by vladdy.

I digress, it’s definitely more.

Nice work,

spread the word,

      Stay strong

Long story short:

We're already dealing with a scourge of stupidity & greed. Needless to say, no matter where you are.. if you drink a corona some dude in a printed t-shirt is definitely gonna try to make a joke about it & now we have this whole new thing that sounds like what I'm pretty sure is Japanese animated pornography. Like, there's tentacles involved sometimes. I digress...

Yeah, my point is, this sucks peeps. We need a break. I think it’s like dragon ball z or ff7 where we can just all come together and not be pieces of shit and save the planet. But probably won’t be some dude with spikey chunky pointed hair to save the day. Unless we’re talking about me, in which case that’s fine. I’m working on it.

But anyway, I forgot what my point was so basically, yeah… this sucks and I feel bad for these people who are going through this or died or whatever. I’m pretty sure you bleed out of all your stuff and die from Ebola. I could be mistaken. Anyway, people died probably and it’s happened a lot before. and I hope it isn’t a larger problem.

Stay safe, peeps

Long story short:

Those weird looking Japanese robot wolves ain't got shit on a ton of thumbs. Even if you don't have a bunch of datacenters, you can pay babushka to downvote posts that say stuff like "Donald Trump is Agent Krasnov" or "Release the Unedited Epstein Files".

Long story short, that’s 180,000 people who got sent to war as fodder, with the promise of reprise.

Most of them died as meat bags, but some came back to Ruzzian society. Even the terrible ones. Especially the mean ones.

Some fled, some surrendered. Some became good citizens, some are hiding nextdoor to people without them ever knowing.

Who knows, maybe I am one?

This is a rather long name, so feel free to make an acronym, but I think we should call it Project: Goose Approximated Personality Integrated Nanobiotical Geese - Artificially Seeking Suckfucks Homeland Officially Learns Eventually

Turbine-proof geese, perchance?

I know SNL UK is brand new & all, but at least make them work for the opening sketch.

Hear me out… Geese. Tons of geese.

More like, April steal yo’ gurl, amirite?

So, does this work for sounding…or is it just like, a necklace situation?

Epstein Files

Epstein Files

Replaced phone after the screen started bubbling for some reason.

Hand fell off.

Using other hand on a new phone, but I’m having trouble seeing anything at all now

thnx

It’s weird how so many dominos need to fall before anyone takes the current situation seriously.

We’re like, almost out of dominos