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Cake day: September 28th, 2023

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  • If he only paid half, you’d be charging half a mortgage to be a handyman at best. There’s a huge difference because once you’ve paid out less than half the mortgage and he’s paid out more than half, you own a duplex and he owns nothing.

    It’s the same assumption all landlords make. The price of sleeping under a roof is equal to the mortgage and the several-hundred-thousand dollar asset at the end is just a little treat for performing the backbreaking labor of having your name on a deed














  • brown567@sh.itjust.worksto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    3 months ago

    That’s not even the best part!

    My next-door neighbor is a sweet older lady who takes care of the neighborhood’s stray cats (paid to have them fixed and vaccinated) and she leaves a bowl of food out for them

    Said bowl of food is also frequented by a family of raccoons, so we have several lazy, well-fed raccoons who have been around lazy, well-fed cats for their entire lives. I’ve seen the two species playing together and eating shoulder-to-shoulder

    Long story short, the only way my cat would have gotten into that fight is if he picked it himself, which he 100% would do.